Fuck you menstral cycle, you piece of shit

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

frostpebble:

thediagonallie:

thediagonallie:

This one time I just found a pear in the elevator

THE SAGA CONTINUES WHAT THE FUCK

this is probably the appropriate place to talk about the the time there was cheese stuck to the wall of our elevator

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

rumminov:

fuckyeahancestors:

Rule 63 ! Ancestors by Rumminov

I was going to wait until I did the Condesce to do this myself but okay here it is

rumminov:

Whoa look what I finally finished… never forget the Condesce’s true form though

Lowbloods

banal-adventures:

FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS

I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE

LOOK AT THIS SUCKER

THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD

IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20

PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP

TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

daveterezi:

sleepingwithveiledmice:

harlequin-nepeta:

sylph-of-twerk:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

what if tumblr was red

wait i made more

my 3666th post is a tumblr hemospectrum

mutant tumblr

oh my god

this makes me uncomfortable

I WAS GOING CRAZY BECAUSE THERE WASNT ONE FOR VRISKA.

And then I realised its the normal one.

anexperimentallife:

grrrl-riot:

I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona. 

It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page. 

This is what happens when a conservative meets this little thing I like to call “reality.”